ABOUT · THE UNVARNISHED VERSION

I built a career by figuring things out—and saying what I actually think.

Crystal Gettemy Jones
The Unvarnished Truth

Philadelphia, PA

The current marketing mindset is very limiting, especially around AI, layering the technology into the same old playbooks we've used for years. These playbooks were broken in the first place, undermining marketing's overall value and making us reactive instead of proactive in aligning business value to customer requirements. We forfeited true strategic guidance and instead measured leads and clicks.

Now, the attribution models we relied on to justify our existence are completely broken. Digital marketing isn't working the same way; marketers are flooding the market with AI-generated garbage; we rarely talk to customers to understand what matters and pretend that silicon sampling counts as true strategic insight. We're still trying to work in a system that was busted in the first place, which is why marketing has always been the executive function that has to keep justifying our existence and budget.

On paper, we should be the most important function in an executive team. We have a unique perspective that no one else has in an organization, because we see across all functions: sales, product, customers, HR, investors, etc. We should use AI to make us stronger and give us the power to create authentic, compelling work; instead, we keep worrying about how to game the system, trading lasting impact for quick wins. Our work is now created for algorithms, not people.

Marketing is at an inflection point. Founders are cutting back on CMO hires. Some are splitting it up between product and revenue officers. AI can either make us stronger or speed our demise. That's really up to us.

Crystal

WHAT THEY SAY

Receipts from people who paid for it more than once.

John Morris
“Crystal doesn't quit. She's the best mix of tactical execution, keen strategy, and interpersonal relations. She knows how to slot marketing into a company's overall objectives and how to deliver the winning strategy in a way where everyone can take the credit.”
John MorrisCEO, UncommonX and General Manager, IBM Cloud Object Storage
Patrick Hayes
“With Crystal, we accomplished in eight weeks what normally takes a year. That's all thanks to her abilities to see the whole picture and align business strategy and execution to the business' organizational objectives. Seriously, call her.”
Patrick HayesChief Product Officer · Third Wave Innovations and Chief Strategy Officer · UncommonX

THE TRACK RECORD

Companies I've built, scaled, and helped sell.

CleversafeShipBobVeeamUncommonXIBMArchetypeFoley ProductsAmeriTexbeing. designThe Marketing BlenderCleversafeShipBobVeeamUncommonXIBMArchetypeFoley ProductsAmeriTexbeing. designThe Marketing Blender

READING & LISTENING

Judgment, not a dashboard.

Nothing teaches you to hear what's under the noise like vinyl.

Reading.

Player Piano, Kurt Vonnegut

The Myth of Sisyphus, Albert Camus

Blank Space, W. David Marx

Listening.

Funeral, Arcade Fire

The Execution of All Things, Rilo Kiley

Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd

If that sounds like someone you want in your corner, let's talk.

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